Apple's first quarter earnings is proof we're all in the wrong business.

Apple released their first quarter earnings on January 24, 2012, for the 14 weeks ending December 31, 2011. Their revenue, $46.33 billion, and a profit of $13.06 billion. That's so damn sexy! Apple sold 13.04 million iPhones in the quarter, 15.43 million iPads, and 5.2 million Macs. I haven't made the transition to a tablet myself, and I've always been a PC guy at heart, but I've been enjoying my iPhone for years. Good job, Apple. I'm sure your shareholders are swimming in champagne as we speak.